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Food For Thought #25

GOING TO MCDONALDS FOR A SALAD IS LIKE GOING TO A PROSTITUTE FOR A HUG

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Hey Mama Goose Food Advice Column

Hey Mama Goose Strange as it seems my problem is someone being too over the top nice.  That category of nice which is tangled in a multitude of twisting strings. ‘Roselle’ and I live in the same...

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Food For Thought #26

THE  PROBLEM WITH ITALIAN FOOD IS—- FIVE OR SIX DAYS LATER YOU’RE HUNGRY AGAIN.

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Coffee Talks #4 Coffee Cakes

I love coffee cake.  Who’s with me?????  Get the beat going, let’s form a conga line—one hand on the hip of the person in front of you and the other hand holding a cup of coffee.  With exuberance we...

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Wild Goose Mama Food Stories—Two of a Kind Part 1

A35AFB Old fashioned lawyers desk with red tape papers “What?  You’ve got to be kidding.  Read it again.  There’s a major mistake nesting in that paperwork.”   As an university research librarian,...

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Food For Thought #27

I ACCIDENTALLY WENT GROCERY SHOPPING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH AND NOW I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF AISLE 7

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Wild Goose Mama Food Stories—Two of a Kind Part 2

” Okay you win at least partially.   Just for the record I know you staged her in front of an open door on purpose.  You did forget one item of pathos to complete the picture, the beloved tattered...

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Food For Thought #28

I EAT CAKE BECAUSE IT’S SOMEBODY’S BIRTHDAY SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!

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Wild Goose Mama Food Stories—Two of a Kind Part 3

“Cat’s got my tongue, I guess,” I said for lack of anything else to say.  Melanie continued to look at me bleakly.  “Sorry, lame joke,” I said instantly feeling contrite. For her this wasn’t a joking...

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Wild Goose Mama Food Stories–Two of a Kind Part 4

I bolted upright from a  slumped position totally disoriented, but quickly realized I had fallen asleep in my chair.  Some terrifying noise had jerked me out of a deep sleep.   I glanced at the clock...

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Food For Thought #29

YOU CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT YOU CAN BUY ICE CREAM, WHICH IS KINDA THE SAME THING

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Food For Thought #30

I COME FROM A HOME WHERE GRAVY IS A BEVERAGE!   ERMA  BOMBECK

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Wild Goose Mama Food Stories—Two of a Kind Part 5

The next morning found me in my home office with the door closed waiting on hold for the lawyer, Thomas Wilham.  The line clicked. “Good morning, Eleanor,” he said with a tad too much enthusiasm....

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Food For Thought #31

OPEN FRIDGE NOTHING TO EAT OPEN CABINETS NOTHING TO EAT LOWER STANDARDS AND REPEAT

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Wild Goose Mama On The Fly—Picnic Baskets Galore #5

A decade or more ago I saw a PBS special about Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.   I didn’t deliberately turn the TV on for it.   Pittsburg—come on—-gotta be some depressing story about a steel town which never...

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Food For Thought #32

ALL MY LIFE I THOUGHT AIR WAS FREE——— UNTIL I BOUGHT A BAG OF CHIPS!!!!!!

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Wild Goose Mama Food Stories—Two of a Kind Part 6

As I sat at the kitchen table savoring my morning coffee and watching the sun slide into view for a new day, I marveled a week had elapsed since Melanie had come to stay with me.   My initial angst of...

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Wild Goose Mama On The Fly—Picnic Baskets Galore #6

I am presenting a Most Amazing Basket this time, because Pamela Reed who is the Brooklyn Farm Girl is Most  Amazing!!!  She and her Most Amazing Farm Man, Matthew, and of course with the help of her...

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Wild Goose Mama Food Stories—-Two of a Kind Part 7

“Bloody hell,” I said as I sipped a Pina Colada cocktail and flipped through my fourth cookbook.   Making a decision about what to cook for a person I knew zip about, combined with finding recipes...

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Food For Thought #33

ONE TEQUILA TWO TEQUILA THREE TEQUILA FLOOR   GEORGE CARLIN

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